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His Neighbor's Son Got His Daughter Pregnant.

An Alberta farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door  “Is your Dad home?” “No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.” “Well, is your Mother here?” “No sir, she went to town with Dad.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No sir, He…
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Best Rules Ever Set For Your Daughter’s Boyfriend

A cop put together this hilariously on-point set of rules for dating their daughter. It’s something you’ll want to read if you ever go out with the offspring of a police officer. Cop’s rules for dating my daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk…
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Husband Rushes To Pharmacist To Take Revenge For Wife

If you have a wife, the last thing you want is for your wife to be insulted. Of course, if she says someone insulted her, you want to take it seriously. You want to protect your loved ones!But sometimes she might just be misinterpreting things. Before you do something you…
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The Most Awkward Gynecologist Visit Ever

Shutterstock I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and…
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Kid Discovers His Dad Cheating On Mom

Shutterstock Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain…
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Officer Underestimates This Woman’s Intelligence

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He…