After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local Walmart:
Dear Mrs. Harris:
Over the past six months, your husband has…
A cop put together this hilariously on-point set of rules for dating their daughter. It’s something you’ll want to read if you ever go out with the offspring of a police officer.
Cop’s rules for dating my daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk…
If you have a wife, the last thing you want is for your wife to be insulted. Of course, if she says someone insulted her, you want to take it seriously. You want to protect your loved ones!But sometimes she might just be misinterpreting things. Before you do something you…
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and…
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference…
A man had a bad time in bed with his wife, who told him that he wasn’t in tune with her needs. He responded in kind the next day in a way that’ll have you laughing.
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the…
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Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain…
Steve had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting there.
“No,” the man replied, “If you must know, the…
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He…
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A married man was visiting his “girlfriend” when she requested that he shave his beard.
“Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.”
James replied, “My wife loves this…
