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He Was Confused When He Read THIS In The Church Bulletin

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  • Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
  • Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”
  • Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
  • “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.”
  • “The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.”
  • “Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.”
  • The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to conflict.
  • Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
  • Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
  • The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing “Break Forth into Joy.”
  • Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
  • Thursday night will be a potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
  • For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  • During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
  • The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
  • Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
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